I reacted with a snarky comment.
I have two urges right now. The first is to cruise through superdickery.com looking for Superman being a jerk. The second is to write a Twilight/Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines crossover in which Edward gets thoroughly dominated by Jeanette Voerman.
In case you're wondering who Jeanette Voerman is, she's this naughty female vampire.
I concluded with the following.
If you'll excuse me, I'll lie down until both urges pass.
Overlord_mordax ignored me, but three smutty fangirls piled on with "DON'T LET THIS URGE PASS. I beg you."
Looks like I'll be writing that crossover. I'm already doing research on Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines. That's the easy part. The hard part will be reading the Twilight books. Ugh.