Neon Vincent (darksumomo) wrote,

And I thought my fanfiction days were over.

Over at fandom_rants on journalfen, overlord_mordax discussed his thoughts on yaoi reasons for disappointment with Twilight. Among the things he wrote was that Edward Cullen was "the Superman of "vampires". He's a pansy a goody-two-shoes who never has a moment of weakness."

I reacted with a snarky comment.

I have two urges right now. The first is to cruise through superdickery.com looking for Superman being a jerk. The second is to write a Twilight/Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines crossover in which Edward gets thoroughly dominated by Jeanette Voerman.

In case you're wondering who Jeanette Voerman is, she's this naughty female vampire.



I concluded with the following.

If you'll excuse me, I'll lie down until both urges pass.

Overlord_mordax ignored me, but three smutty fangirls piled on with "DON'T LET THIS URGE PASS. I beg you."

Looks like I'll be writing that crossover. I'm already doing research on Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines. That's the easy part. The hard part will be reading the Twilight books. Ugh.
Tags: fanfic, twilight, vampires
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